Innocent Lolmons Fall Victim To Keyruncy Thieves

Recent scientific discoveries have shown that many lolmon all over lollyland are the unfortunate victims of theives from a neighbouring country. These theives have been reported to sneak outside lolmon houses where they keep their keyruncy in a box on top of the doormat and steal it all in the middle of the night.

Out of the total lolmon population of 60000, 55000 lolmons have reported that their keyruncy boxes have gone missing! For some quick background context: each lolmon is given 10000 keyruncy when they are born. For easy keeping, most lolmon choose to squish all their keyruncy into a small box. Becuase of the current keyruncy box stealing happening in lollyland, lolmons do not have the money needed to buy sweets to eat!

Scientists studying lolmons have used the artifical intelligence lolmon speech translator to find out who the lolmons suspect are stealing their sweets. The artifical intelligence lolmon speech translator has translated the speech of lolmons into "I hate catvils. They stole our keyruncy boxes." Catvils reside on the nearby island of Vildromea.

Catvils (also known as half-cat, half-devil) strike at midnight, when no lolmon is awake. This, and their ability to move at the speed of light makes them impossible to catch.


Police have reached out to catvil to confirm if rumors are true, but it appears that the president of Vildromea do not have messaging apps as they are not responding.

Your Contribution Counts!

Everyday where we don't act is another day where a lolmon has to suffer. Help ease lolmon suffering by making a donation.


There are many ways to make a contribution that will improve a lolmon's life. The easiest way to help a lolmon is to donate some money towards funding scientific reasearch around settings traps for thieving catvils and finding better protection for the lolmon's keyruncy boxes. Another way to make a contribution is to feed a lolmon. And lastly, if you're in for a challenge, step into a lolmon's shoes and help them dodge obstacles and get their keyruncy back.